Pondering Facial Hair

The past couple of days I have found myself thinking of men and their lucky facial disguises. I see more and more guys today with different versions of beards or mustaches or any combination of the two. What a great way to invent a personality. So many options. I was also thinking of mapping the facial hair trend. Do men grow beards in Canada to keep their faces warm? Is it a necessity? Do men in California grow facial hair because it's a trend? I know I'm generalizing but, how else could I do this? With more and more men having beards, staches, goatees, sideburns, etc. are they also taking more time in the bathroom or less? Are they staring in the mirror wondering what the next look should be? Are they just forgetting the mirror altogether because they are not actually keeping a shaved face? How are men in the office accepted with facial hair? Is there a dress code for the face? Will your boss come out with a ruler and measure facial hair? These are my facial hair ponders for now and I'm putting them out there.